But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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