ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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