U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind