yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
