Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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