How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
