No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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