also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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