I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
