you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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