Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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