I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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