i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We have started to decorate penises.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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