That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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