Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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