im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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