WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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