So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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