im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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