Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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