i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
