It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize