It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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