Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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