Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He felt like a one man threesome
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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