you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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