I look better un-naked...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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