So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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