Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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