apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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