Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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