she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Jerry, you need to find god
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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