I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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