doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ambien. No doubt about it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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