so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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