and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.