so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat