WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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