I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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