Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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