"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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