He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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