The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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