do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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