This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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