she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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