yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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