I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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