Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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