On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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