my vag is so smooth its legendary
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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