I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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