what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
