whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
